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What Minivan Would Dick Cheney Drive?

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This used to be a Nissan Quest, now it's just every kind of crazy. We imagine Dick Cheney would drive this to a hunting park, then shoot someone in the face with a shotgun filled with cigarettes. [Imgur]

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ash78
Ash78, voting early and often

Wait, isn't that a "Choose Life" license plate? I used to be a heavy smoker, and choosing life was definitely not part of my mantra. It was more of a post-grunge, malaise-fueled, quasi-existentialist death wish than anything.