What Is Billy Ray Cyrus Doing In His Driveway?

An empty driveway is a sad thing, to be sure. Where did your beautiful cars go? Were they repossessed? Damaged? Stolen? Worse?

An empty driveway is the perfect place to contemplate the impermanence of life. All too quickly, the things you love can be taken away. No one knows this better than Billy Ray Cyrus:


In these moments of existential crisis, when you feel your most down and alone, please know that we at Jalopnik are always here for you:

We haven’t gotten a response yet. But we’ll let you know as soon as we do.

What could he be thinking about? The sensation the French refer to as ‘l’esprit de l’escalier’? A fallen ice cream cone? The tee shirt we’re pretty sure he cut up himself? The new Toyota Corolla? Tell us in the comments.


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