I don't think there's a better example of good, clean, wholesome fun than driving around an empty parking lot at speed. You can do it in any kind of car, and you can even get your friends and family involved for extra good times.
But sometimes, light poles tend to jump out of nowhere and ruin that fun. That's exactly what happened one hapless E30 driver who was recently victimized by a phantom pole popping out of the shadows to wreck his Bimmer. Bunch of haters, those light poles!
And the best part is that it caught on video by an incredulous friend who can't believe what he's just seen.
"There is no way that you just did that!" the cameraman exclaims. YES THERE IS, BRO!
Update: According to these posts in VW Vortex, this wreck went down a few weeks ago in Cincinnati. Here are some photos from the disaster. It's already got some great memes attached to it. Let's see if you guys can do better!
Photo credit Karl Holland
Hat tip to McMike!
Hat tip to Viper Is scared to drive a reliant robin!