Truck Nuts to be Banned?

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A lawmaker in Virginia plans to introduce a bill that would ban truck nuts. "It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much. So I am trying to stop it," Delegate Lionell Spruill told WTKR. He apparently reached his decision after a constituent's young daughter saw them on the back of a pickup truck.

Pretty much our favorite thing about this country is the time, effort and energy elected officials spend legislating mundane, harmless things and the emphasis they put on doing so. Awesome. [Via WTKR]