A tractor-trailer hauling Vodka tipped over on a highway exit ramp just off of I-95 in northeast Philadelphia right before rush hour Thursday Morning. Workers needed to close the busy ramp for hours while clearing the wreckage, Philly.com reports. It’s unknown what cause the accident though conditions around the crash seem very dry.
Luckily, the driver escaped with minor injuries. It’s hard for us to see so much of Coping Juice wasted on the street right before our most intensely awkward and drunk holiday. The only thing that can cheer us up now is puns.