We'd never seen this commercial from the super-best number-one awesome automaker from the land of the rising sun. We wish we'd seen it before — although we're now wondering how the Toyota Corolla ended up heading back into the closet and off of the most recent top ten list of researched vehicles on Gaywheels.com.
I always loved - and now miss - my old Honda Civic because it was "adorable." The cutest little spud on the road. I'm a guy and incontrovertibly straight.
It didn't hurt that it went like stink and fit in parking spaces normally only big enough for bicycles.
My mom is straight and loves her Wrangler for its tractor-like exhaust note and commanding driving position.