Three Reasons Top Gear USA Won't Suck

This afternoon we were taken for a ride by Top Gear USA's Tanner Foust in a Lamborghini dressed up as a taxi. Here, in his own words, Tanner gives us three reasons why the new show won't suck. — Ed.

Not on video, but important for you to hear, Tanner told us if he were ever forced to make a choice between racing sponsorships and Top Gear, he'd choose Top Gear. Thank god. — Ed.



Top Gear UK is Keira Knightley

Now, Top Gear USA will never be Keira Knightley. That's just not possible. There can be only one.

But what if Top Gear USA is Natalie Portman? Is that so bad?

Come on children, give this a chance. The truth is you have absolutely no faint shred of a hint of a morsel of a drop of a granule of an idea how this show is going to be. Give it a chance. Don't call the pitch until it's thrown.

If it sucks, your life will carry on with Keira Knightley.

But if it's great, well, that's like having Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman. Is that so bad?