Three 20-something suburban Chicago men using screwdrivers and razors tore up interiors of several Toyotas at the Chicago Auto Show Wednesday evening. Look, we know you hate beige, but don't mess with the merchandise if it's not yours.
What is with people? The rules for life are simple.
1. Be a decent person.
2. People who are different than you are not bad, inferior, stupid or out to get you
3. Don't break shit that isn't yours
Yes, they were dealer cars. Yes, they're Toyotas. Yes, they're boring and, yes, they come from a company that's in a foreign country.
However, rule #3 STILL FUCKING APPLIES! DON'T BREAK SHIT THAT ISN'T YOURS!
My nine-year-old son and my six-year-old daughter understand this.