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This Truck Swarming With Mosquitoes is the Worst Thing in the World Oh God I Hate Mosquitoes

Normally, I don’t consider myself a genocidal maniac, but if I had the opportunity, resources, and necessary permits, I’d genocide the hell out of mosquitoes. Fuck mosquitoes. I wish I had a an orbiting satellite that could emit a beam that converts mosquitoes into fireflies en masse. Keeping in mind that mosquitoes are the worst, this video of an Alaskan work truck covered in mosquitoes should be enough to make your day miserable.

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Here, watch this to feel better about wherever you are that isn’t teeming with mosquitoes:

Guuuh, fuck that. Nope nope nope nope. I’ve heard Alaska in the summer is teeming with mosquitoes, but even knowing that doesn’t make seeing this any easier.

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This guy should just call in sick and put that F-250 up for sale, and walk the hell away.

Uggg. Mosquitoes.

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!: https://rb.gy/udnqhh)

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hammerheadfistpunch
HammerheadFistpunch

welcome to life in the countryside.

My car needed a shave after a 2 hour drive a few weeks ago