Don't laugh. DON'T LAUGH. We've all been there, having one of those days, where you completely forget how directionality, physics, and the universe itself works, okay?! So do not laugh. Too hard.
Protip: fuel meter should actually tell you which side your gas cap is on. It's in that little fuel pump symbol – the little arrow points to which side the pump should be on:
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