Trojan had the idea to invade a New York City street corner usually populated by food trucks with a truck of their own, dispensing gels and vibrators instead of Latvian-Korean fusion tacos. The guy in this picture made the mistake of ordering his lunch there. "Seriously, guys, why does my tongue feel so stiff?"
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BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
Gee, guys noticing a pretty girl standing at a condom dispensing truck.
Nothing like promoting rampant promiscuity. What could possibly go wrong?