This guy is masturbating in an airport terminal

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As if it's not enough that air travelers are now prone to random micturition, one San Francisco airport visitor was snapped Thursday publicly engaging his in-pants entertainment in the view of other travelers, including a few children. After he finished, United probably tried to charge him a $35 handling fee.

Photo: MollyMcIsaac via Instagram