These Are The Most Bullshit Reasons You've Gotten Pulled Over

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There are many injustices in this world and one of them is being pulled over for something really stupid. It’s frustrating as all hell and inconvenient, too. Not everyone has time to go and contest the charge, we got other stuff to do.

Last week, I asked you guys for the most bullshit reason you’ve gotten pulled over for. I’m looking for some real garbage to start off my morning with. And with over 1,400 responses, I’ve got some reading to do!

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From officers making stuff up about you to situations you just couldn’t avoid and then being penalized for, seems like you guys have had some bad experiences.

Brake Light (AspenRS)

Officer....................thanks.

Toyota Corolla (neverspeakawordagain)

You look very suspicious!

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Looks Matter (Wag)

“Illegal exhaust.”

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It Was THEM (Not_another_kinja_account)

Not me!

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Warrant For Arrest (mynonexistantmustangdoesnotrunpeopleover)

Wait, what?

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Having A Little Too Much Fun (Trwclown)

Let the music move you.

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Officer Compensating (SlowAssGolf)

Where do you think I’m coming from?

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Listening (NotLewisHamilton)

Those damn sonic speed guns.

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“Not Slowing Down Fast Enough” (MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner)

Slam on those brakes! Slam on them!

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“Transporting Illegals” (Big Russ)

Wow.

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“Failure To Maintain Lane” (Haze)

Oh, and also that piece of sidewalk belongs to them.

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It’s Stock (printerror)

It’s all stock, I promise.

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Driveway (11civicsi)

Spent the night in jail.

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DWL (Diavel in Hawaii)

You’re looking out for me, huh?

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Anticipation (smmy15643)

You gotta anticipate being pulled over.

Writer at Jalopnik and consumer of many noodles.

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DISCUSSION

mjensenwv
move-over-peasant-I-have-an-M5-in-the-shop

for the “not slowing down fast enough” guy, yeah, when you hit that 45 mph speed limit sign, the speed limit is 45mph. Not “I’m slowing down now from 55mph”. He was legitimately pulled over and then gave the cop attitude about it.