These Are The Crazy Cars Of The Dubai Police

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Dubai likes to think it's unlike any other city in the world. And y'know what? They're right. Dubai is home to the tallest building in the world, and now, the most insane police force in the world. Let's take a closer look.

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Dodge Charger

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You see them all over American road ways, one has probably pulled you over. Nothing too crazy here.

Ford Police Interceptors

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Yup, they drive both of them. This is to pull over/arrest your families and other folks that just won't be seen near a Dodge Charger.

BMW 5-Series

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Let's say you're arresting an executive. You can't do it in just any car. No sir. You need an executive class sedan. That's where the 5-Series comes in. It's the perfect car to arrest someone that expects a bit of luxury in their police force.

Toyota Prado

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Gotta arrest a dune runner? Get him in a Toyota Prado. This will get those runaways that think they can just turn off into the vast expanses of sand and lose the cops for good. They were sadly mistaken.

Chevrolet Camaro Patrol Car

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Sure, there are Camaro patrol cars all over these grand old United States of America. But it makes sense, the Camaro is an American car and it's patrolling American roads. But in Dubai, the Camaro is on the highways, taking down speeders.

Lamborghini Aventador

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The Camaro should be good enough to catch most speeders, but what about someone in a Koenigsegg? A Mercedes SLR? A Veyron? Well, that might be why the Aventador was added to the fleet. Or it might just be to show off. Either way, this is amazing.

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Ferrari FF

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You can catch anyone in the Aventador or the Camaro, but you can't really take them anywhere. As we predicted, that's where the FF that was added to the fleet today comes in. It can transport two perps in resplendent luxury all the way to the white collar prison, where they will surely post bail moments after the arrest. Hell, if I knew all I needed to do to get a ride in an FF was shop lift, I'd shoplift every day.

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Hell, if I knew all I needed to do to get a ride in an FF was shop lift, I'd shoplift every day.

No you wouldn't, because the punishment would be chopping off your hand Jamie Lannister-style.