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The Top 94 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Spring 2009

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After every 24 Hours Of LeMons race, we put together this list of the top finishers for you. And when we say "top," we mean "every single car that managed to get onto the track."

I'm providing each car's best lap time (which should confirm once again that having a fast car isn't the most important thing for a LeMons team), as well as the number of BS Inspection penalty laps (if any), plus awards earned by the team. You racers in need of all my original, full-resolution shots of your car in action should email me and I'll get them to you. When you're done here, be sure to check out LeMons Supreme Court Justice Lieberman's coverage over on Speed:Sport:Life.

Thanks to Nick Pon and Ashley Freed for many of these photos. Here they are in finishing order, the Top Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Spring 2009:

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1. Dorifto Dogs, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:04.366 Overall Winner


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2. Lightning McQueen, Volkswagen Jetta
Best lap: 1:01.924 Winner, Class Prayer Of Winning


3. RBankRacing.com, Saab 900 Turbo
Best lap: 1:02.377 Winner, Grassroots Motorsports Most From The Least Award


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4. Team We-Todd, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:03.369


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5. Schumacher Taxi: 2 Half A Taxi, Audi 80 Quattro
Best lap: 1:06.013


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6. LeMons Vuitton, Plymouth Neon
Best lap: 1:03.402 BS Penalty: 15 laps Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank


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7. Team Ponticrap (We Are Driving Excrement), Pontiac Fiero
Best lap: 1:05.341 Winner, Class No Prayer Of Winning


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8. White Lightning, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:03.902 BS Penalty: 5 laps


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9. Black Sheep Racing, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:05.858


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10. Dai Mondai II, Toyota Corolla GT-S FX16
Best lap: 1:04.262


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11. Saturn Five, Saturn SC5
Best lap: 1:07.201 BS Penalty: 1 lap


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12. Thinking With Our Dipsticks, Audi 100 Quattro
Best lap: 1:06.316


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13. TAJ Escort Service, Ford Escort GT
Best lap: 1:08.015


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14. Huggy Bear Better Run, Ford Escort
Best lap: 1:07.685


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15. More Cowbell, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:06.183 Winner, Porsche Cup


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16. Loose Tool Racing, Volkswagen Jetta
Best lap: 1:05.564 BS Penalty: 2 laps


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17. Howard J. Turkstra Motorsports, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:07.257


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18. Schumacher Taxi: American Samurai, Toyota MR2
Best lap: 1:04.024


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19. Peg Leg Rum Runners, Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:06.447


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20. POS Global, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:07.466


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21. SubarJew, Subaru Legacy
Best lap: 1:06.055


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22. Flying Purple People Eater, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:04.962 BS Penalty: 4 laps


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23. XXX-Games, Opel Kadett
Best lap: 1:06.403


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24. EnduranceKarting.com, Mazda Miata
BS Penalty: 20 laps Best lap: 1:03.379


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25. Cherry Bomb Racing, BMW 325i
Best lap: 1:09.437


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26. Barfing Duck, Saturn SL
Best lap: 1:08.460 BS Penalty: 2 laps


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27. BS Racing, Ford Probe
Best lap: 1:07.127


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28. Blitzenbenz, Mercedes-Benz 300D
Best lap: 1:07.274


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29. Junk Works Racing, Mazda Miata
Best lap: 1:06.540


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30. Malt Liquor Tech Racing, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:04.724


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31. Team Thunderturd II, Ford Thunderbird Turbo Coupe
Best lap: 1:04.843 Winner, Judges' Choice Award


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32. Dai Mondai I, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:05.753


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33. Scuderia Gonzo Alonzo, Alfa Romeo Milano
Best lap: 1:06.530 Winner, Most Likely To Land In A Pond Full Of Poisonous Snakes


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34. AIG Bailout Racing, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:06.236


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35. Team Non Sequitur, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:04.629


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36. Police Brutality, Lincoln Mark VIII
Best lap: 1:05.727


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37. Team Chap 11 Honda F1 Earth Nightmare, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:07.068


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38. Eager Beavers Racing Team, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:08.225


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39. Bread Winner Racing, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:11.515


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40. DOS Boot Racing, Volkswagen Golf
Best lap: 1:07.220


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41. Poor Man's Derrike Cope, Honda Accord
Best lap: 1:05.964 BS Penalty: 75 laps


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42. Anger Management, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:07.671 BS Penalty: 50 laps


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43. Kudzu Kommandos, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:02.776 BS Penalty: 2 laps


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44. Team FDonk, Nissan 720
Best lap: 1:10.981


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45. Team Red Rocket, Ford Escort GT
Best lap: 1:06.275


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46. Ambulance Chasers, Kia Spectra
Best lap: 1:09.759


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47. CMP Mafia II, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:04.691 BS Penalty: 12 laps


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48. Beaver Hunt Racing Team, Ford Pinto
Best lap: 1:09.662


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49. Hammer's Heroes, BMW 320i
Best lap: 1:08.580 BS Penalty: 100 laps


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50. Team WFO, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:09.946


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51. El Pinky Chaparral, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:04.656


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52. Snotrod Escort, Ford Escort
Best lap: 1:08.032


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53. The Revenge Of Molde Carlo, Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Best lap: 1:04.460


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54. CMP Mafia I, Mitsubishi Eclipse
Best lap: 1:07.016


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55. Team Miller Lite, BMW 320i
Best lap: 1:08.156


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56. J.P. Smith Builders, Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:06.745 BS Penalty: 1 lap


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57. Sinical Racing, BMW 325
Best lap: 1:10.171


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58. Rush Hour Racing, Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:06.746


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59. Heavy Metal, Ford LTD
Best lap: 1:12.627 Winner, Index Of Effluency


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60. Tunachuckers, Volvo Amazon
Best lap: 1:08.746 Winner, Heroic Fix Winner, Best Moonshine


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61. Hong Norr, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:05.089


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62. Dog Ciao Racing, Alfa Romeo Spider
Best lap: 1:12.789


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63. Theoretical Racing, Nissan 280ZX
Best lap: 1:08.579


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64. Team Saab Story, Saab 9000 Turbo
Best lap: 1:05.043


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65. Pleasant Valley Racers, Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:09.709


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66. Bailout Bandits, Mazda 626
Best lap: 1:07.144


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67. The Chassis Gynos, Chevrolet Camaro
Best lap: 1:06.888 BS Penalty: 25 laps


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68. Integrenaders, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:05.390 BS Penalty: 1 lap


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69. Euro Trash, BMW 325
Best lap: 1:04.825


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70. Racing Nemo, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:04.800 BS Penalty: 25 laps


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71. Team Cockroach, BMW 325i
Best lap: 1:05.571 BS Penalty: 125 laps


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72. Team Türbö Schnitzel, Merkur XR4Ti
Best lap: 1:11.454 Winner, Organizer's Choice


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73. Team Z Racing, Mazda Miata
Best lap: 1:03.807 BS Penalty: 222 laps


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74. Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:09.819 Winner, Dangerous Banned Technology


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75. Superkak Racing v2.0, Ford Mustang GT
Best lap: 59.737 BS Penalty: 21 laps


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76. Rescue 911, Plymouth Laser
Best lap: 1:07.787


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77. Team Fat Bottom Girls, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:07.712


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78. Flying Hawaiians, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:07.607


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79. Blind Rodent Racing, Ford Thunderbird
Best lap: 1:05.532


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80. Lab Rat Motorsports, Dodge Colt E
Best lap: 1:09.241


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81. Torqueless Rotards, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:07.649 BS Penalty: 48 laps


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82. Dorki's Craptastic Racing Team, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:05.317 BS Penalty: 10 laps


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83. Furman/Limestone, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:07.229


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84. Repo Men, Mazda 626
Best lap: 1:09.576


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85. Dawghouse Racing 2009, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:07.459


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86. Schumacher Taxi: FX16 Masochism!, Toyota Corolla GT-S FX16
Best lap: 1:08.971


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87. Coyote Motorsports, Dodge Daytona
Best lap: 1:11.993


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88. Pink Panther II, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:11.027


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89. Grim Reaper Racing, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:13.268 BS Penalty: 5 laps Winner, Lost The Will To Live Award


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90. Beertech Racing, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:05.255 BS Penalty: 86 laps


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91. Rubber Biscuit Racing, Chevrolet Caprice
Best lap: 1:10.801


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92. Greyman Motor Club, Mazda 626
Best lap: 1:15.165 Winner, I Got Screwed Award


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93. Amaxophobe Racing, Pontiac Fiero
Best lap: 1:17.947 BS Penalty: 30 laps


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94. Depends Undergarments Patrol, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:08.161 BS Penalty: 50 laps


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We've covered 9 of the 13 LeMons races so far, so we've got the past Top Lemons Of LeMons lists for you right here:

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