The Top 113 Lemons Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons South Fall 2009

The 19th race in the history of the 24 Hours Of LeMons is over, and Mazda has tied Toyota for the title of Most LeMons Wins: five apiece!

For Toyota, three Supras and two Corollas have taken an overall LeMons win, while last weekend's Mazda victor made it two RX-7s, two Miatas, and a Protege. After that, Honda/Acura and BMW have two wins apiece. The heat was a major factor, with brake failures and blown head gaskets aplenty, and five cars caught on fire over the weekend. We also saw the LeMons debut of several Detroit machines, including a Contour, a Sebring, and a Beretta; the Contour and Beretta died during the first half-hour, but the Sebring went on to place an astonishing 14th.
Thanks to Ron Vickers and many others for the photos!

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1. White Lightning, Mazda RX-7
Overall Winner
Best lap: 1:03.001

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2. Lightning McQueen, Volkswagen Jetta
Winner, Class Good
Best lap: 1:02.123
2 BS Penalty laps

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3. The Revenge Of Molde Carlo, Chevrolet Monte Carlo
Winner, Class Bad
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank
Best lap: 1:04.814

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4. Black Sheep Racing, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:03.801

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5. Flying Purple People Eater, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:06.981

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6. The Pig Rig, Honda Accord
Best lap: 1:05.126

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7. Dai Mondai I, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:04.528

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8. Dai Mondai II, Toyota Corolla FX16
Winner, Dangerous Homemade Technology Award
Best lap: 1:05.433

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9. Barfing Duck, Saturn SL1
Winner, Organizer's Choice
Best lap: 1:05.979

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10. Super Troopers Racing, BMW 325i
Best lap: 1:07.535

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11. Howard J Turkstra Motorsports, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:07.178

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12. Skid Marks Racing, Dodge Neon
Best lap: 1:05.669
10 BS Penalty laps

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13. SHOboat Racing, Ford Taurus SHO
Best lap: 1:04.163

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14. Work Release Racing, Chrysler Sebring
Best lap: 1:05.244

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15. Son Of A Blitzen, Mercedes-Benz 300E
Best lap: 1:04.958

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16. Schumacher Taxi / 2 Less Than Half, Audi 80 Quattro
Best lap: 1:07.540

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17. Team Red Rocket, Ford Escort GT
Best lap: 1:05.303

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18. Rubber Biscuit Racing, Chevrolet Caprice
Best lap: 1:05.475

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19. Malt Liquor Tech Racing, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:05.901

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20. Government Motors Racing, Mazda 626
Best lap: 1:05.843

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21. Mod Squad Racing, Toyota MR2
Best lap: 1:06.139
9 BS Penalty laps

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22. Overqualified: Drivers, Nissan 240SX
Best lap: 1:05.668

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23. Magnum PU, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:05.037

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24. DOS Boot Racing, Volkswagen GTI
Best lap: 1:06.959

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25. Grim Reaper Racing, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:05.185

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26. Sweede Lil Pigs, Saab 900
Winner, Class Ugly
Best lap: 1:06.212

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27. Euro Trash, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:05.061

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28. TAJ Escort Service, Ford Escort GT
Best lap: 1:06.789

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29. Lab Rats Motorsports, Dodge Colt E
Best lap: 1:05.873

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30. Saturn Five, Saturn SC5
Best lap: 1:05.684
2 BS Penalty laps

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31. Furman/Limestone Team, Nissan 200SX
Best lap: 1:09.177

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32. RiverRat Racing, BMW 318i
Best lap: 1:12.527

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33. Infidel Racing, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:10.128

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34. Endurance Karting, Mazda Miata
Best lap: 1:04.679
1 BS Penalty lap

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35. Team Lap Dance, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:13.149

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36. Overqualified: Crew, Nissan 240SX
Best lap: 1:06.007

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37. What's That Smell Racing, Volkswagen GTI
Best lap: 1:07.917

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38. Rush Hour Racing, Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:06.606

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39. CMP 1, Ford Taurus SHO
Best lap: 1:05.371

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40. Team Danger Ranger, Ford Ranger
Best lap: 1:07.848

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41. Got Gots? Racing, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:08.240

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42. Porta Joh Racing, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:04.363
1 BS Penalty lap

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43. Greyman Motor Club Women's Auxiliary, BMW 320i
Best lap: 1:08.178

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44. Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:08.304

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45. Tunachuckers, Volvo Amazon
Best lap: 1:08.605
Winner, Highest-Placing 70s Or Older

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46. USS Enterprise, Ford LTD
Best lap: 1:04.424

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47. Dog Ciao Racing, Alfa Romeo Spider
Winner, I Got Screwed Award
Best lap: 1:07.878

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48. Fiat Of Tomorrow Racing, Fiat 124 Spider
Best lap: 1:08.031

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49. Eager Beavers Racing Team, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:05.460

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50. Team Beaver Hunt Racing, Ford Pinto
Best lap: 1:07.845

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51. Jacky Ickx GT 30, Dodge Stealth
Best lap: 1:04.442

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52. Girls Of CMP, Mitsubishi Eclipse
Best lap: 1:07.000

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53. Canada And Sons Racing, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:06.517

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54. Rolling Chicane Racing, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:06.967

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55. Hammer's Heroes, BMW 320i
Best lap: 1:07.928

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56. Monty Python's Flying CRX, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:06.555

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57. Team Fogbert, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:07.604

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58. Loose Tool Racing, Volkswagen Jetta
Best lap: 1:05.607
2 BS Penalty laps

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59. Quattro Libre Racing, Audi 4000S
Best lap: 1:09.156

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60. Subabros, Subaru SVX
Best lap: 1:04.040

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61. BimmerForums.com, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:07.372
40 BS Penalty laps

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62. BANG! BOOM! KAPOW! ZAP!!, Ford Probe
Best lap: 1:02.910
100 BS Penalty laps

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63. Hong Norr, Honda CRX
Winner, Heroic Fix Award
Best lap: 1:03.450

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64. Rusty Bolt Racing, BMW 530i
Winner, Index Of Effluency
Best lap: 1:10.752

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65. Greyman Motor Club, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:06.347

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66. Galactic Empire Racing, BMW 533
Best lap: 1:04.507

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67. Beaver Liquors, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:06.056

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68. Domestic Violence, Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:06.639

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69. Dawghouse Racing, Honda Prelude
Best lap: 1:06.128

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70. Team PLN, Toyota Celica
Best lap: 1:08.356

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71. Torquin' & Porkin', Toyota Supra
Best lap: 1:04.766

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72. POS Racing, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:07.223

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73. Days Of Blunder Racing, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:08.489

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74. Team SOB (South Of The Border), Volkswagen Golf
128 BS Penalty laps
Best lap: 1:06.913

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75. Theoretical Racing, Datsun 280ZX
Best lap: 1:07.076

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76. BMWTF!?!, BMW L6
Best lap: 1:05.225

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77. Amaxophobe Racing, Pontiac Fiero
9 BS Penalty laps
Best lap: 1:09.908

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78. Thinking With Our Diptsicks, Audi 100
Best lap: 1:06.823

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79. JP Smith Builders (how come I'm the only one trying to write this off?), Ford Crown Victoria
Best lap: 1:08.192

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80. NEZ Racing Technologies, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:08.454

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81. Redneck Racin, Datsun 200SX
Best lap: 1:06.388
20 BS Penalty laps

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82. Team Saab Story, Nissan 300ZX
Best lap: 1:07.275

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83. CSI: Crime Scene Instigators, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:06.178

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84. American Aggression Racing, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:06.875
4 BS Penalty laps

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85. Henry Ford's Revenge, Ford Escort
Best lap: 1:08.315

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86. Team Drinking And Driving, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:05.773

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87. German Garden Gnomes, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:07.023
5 BS Penalty laps

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88. Rusty Hood Racing, Ford Ranger
Best lap: 1:15.066

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89. Miller Lite, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:08.914
15 BS Penalty laps

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90. Dorifto Dogs, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:06.080
5 BS Penalty laps

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91. Tip Of The Spear Racing, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:08.320
2 BS Penalty laps

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92. Police Brutality, Lincoln Continental Mark VIII
Best lap: 1:02.675

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93. Team Phoenix, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:06.566

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94. Skool Boyz Racezing, Datsun 280Z
Best lap: 1:07.477

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95. Dynocologists, Honda CRX
Best lap: 1:10.734
20 BS Penalty laps

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96. Meaty Balls Racing, Honda Civic
Best lap: 1:12.157

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97. Integrenaders, Acura Integra
Best lap: 1:07.159

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98. Kharma Bomb Racing, Dodge Neon
Best lap: 1:06.439

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99. Uranus, Dodge Daytona
Best lap: 1:05.852

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100. rbankracing.com, Saab 900 Turbo
Best lap: 1:05.317

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101. Flying Hawaiians, Porsche 944
Best lap: 1:07.102

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102. Team Please Start Racing, Plymouth Acclaim
Best lap: 1:14.098

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103. Beertech Racing The B Team, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:05.588

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104. RacingNemo, BMW 325e
Best lap: 1:04.819

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105. Team Fustercluck, Ford Mustang
Best lap: 1:14.078

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106. Torqueless Rotards, Mazda RX-7
Best lap: 1:12.871

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107. Schumacher Taxi CoROLLa, Toyota Corolla FX16
Best lap: 1:08.974

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108. The Mint Milano, Alfa Romeo Milano
Best lap: 1:08.269

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109. Lucky Racing, Mitsubishi Eclipse
Best lap: 1:14.466

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110. Team SubarJew, Subaru Legacy
Best lap: 1:08.859

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111. Bimmer Boys, BMW E30
Best lap: 1:08.714
13,500 BS Penalty laps

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112. Scuderia Beretta Vendetta, Chevrolet Beretta
Best lap: 1:09.160

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113. All American disgRacers, Ford Contour
Best lap: 1:15.520

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