Almost every car sold has four wheels, some seats, an engine, and doors. How to differentiate a vehicle without changing the formula? Special features. Here are Jalopnik readers' picks for the ten weirdest features available from the factory.

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10.) Volkswagen New Beetle flower vase

Suggested By: Brian, The Life of

Why it's so weird: Although it's surely meant to be lighthearted and cheery, there's something just a bit too Kraft durch Freude or Brave New World about the flower vase in the neo-Beetle; it's like a consistent reminder that you MUST be cheerful, dammit. The too-common tendency to have a wilted brown flower left ignored in one is hugely ironic.


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9.) Mini openometer

Suggested By: valdaviper1

Why it's so weird: You throw open the top on a convertible when you want to stop caring about things and just enjoy life. Keeping track of how long the top stays open smacks of some sort of misplaced anxiety about making sure that all that carefree time is properly documented.


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8.) Rolls-Royce door-mounted umbrella

Suggested By: Lounge Singer Chamois

Why it's so weird: Some carmakers sometimes thoughtfully provide a molded pocked that can hold an umbrella. Rolls goes ahead and makes the umbrella tube part of the structure of the door (never the simplest part of a car in the first place). If you think it might be awkward to retrieve during a rainstorm, you obviously don't understand that you're not supposed to be the one holding it.


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7.) Onboard record player

Suggested By: Machiave11i

Why it's so weird: High-quality car audio is considered a birthright by everyone except Caterham drivers. Cassette decks made effective individual music selection viable by the Seventies, but before then some daring manufacturers offered record players. Trying to adequately stabilize and dampen the disc spinner and needle must have been a NASA-worthy engineering exercise.


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6.) Volkswagen's Harlequin paint

Suggested By: zacarious

Why it's so weird: Carmakers put serious effort into deciding on a paint palette for their products. Volkswagen's color crew apparently put serious effort into getting wasted before that meeting, so for a while we ended up with the option of near-random colors on various panels. If you've ever suffered the indignity of using a wrong-color junkyard replacement panel, VW says you just need to try harder.


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5.) Maybach Landaulet champagne flutes

Suggested By: syaieya

Why it's so weird: After decades of warnings about the evil of mixing drinking and driving, Maybach apparently thought its customers deserved a break from such nattering and included two sterling-silver champagne flutes for backseat celebrations when the mood strikes. As perfect a signifier of 2000s excess as a West Coast Customs paint job.


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4.) Nissan Cube headliner

Suggested By: Bullitt417 Picked Up his Mustang GT

Why it's so weird: The Cube was designed to be a sort of living room on wheels, so the stylists went out of their way to make it interesting. In the process they drew up a headliner that was probably intended to be like a Zen garden or a pebble dropped in a pond but comes across as more of a woozy vision from a bad drug trip.


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3.) BMW's "Gentleman Function"

Suggested By: SennaMP4

Why it's so weird: A serious contender for Most Awkwardly Named Automotive Feature, the "Gentleman Function" apparently allows the driver to adjust the front passenger-side seat using the driver's-seat controls. Beyond debates about whether driver motion beyond elbows and ankles really needs to be so thoroughly limited, this sounds like something on the option list at a Chinatown massage parlor.


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2.) Ferrari's steering-wheel-mounted turn signals

Suggested By: not_a_virus.exe.vbs

Why it's so weird: Race-car pretense gone to slightly silly excess. Yes, Formula 1 cars have many controls on the wheel, but they also have no other place to put them. Besides: It's one thing to need to adjust your anti-roll bar while fending off Alonso at Spa, but it's quite another to signal a turn into the In-n-Out while cruising in Los Angeles.


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1.) Dodge LaFemme's matching purse and makeup

Suggested By: snapoversteer is powered by Solyndra

Why it's so weird: Dodge succeeded in taking pre-women's-movement condescension to absurd heights. Packaging every conceivable stereotype about effeminate driving into one car wasn't enough; they enabled the driver to accessorize appropriately! The all-time low in what we now call automotive lifestyle fashion, and a prime example of the occasional cluelessness of product planners.


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