The Ten Most Blasphemous Fauxrarris
Not everyone can own a Ferrari. They're expensive, fast, and constantly blow up. But making a Pontiac look like an Italian stallion to avoid the first problem is just plain wrong. Our look at the ten most blasphemous Faux-rarris below.
Reach For The Saturn Sky
What It Is: Saturn Sky
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari Daytona Spyder
Most Realistic Feature: The Ferrari Badge
Most Ridiculous Feature: The Spyder Badge
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Che Macello!
The Greek Custom
What It Is: A Homemade Mess
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari Enzo
Most Realistic Feature: The Use Of Carbon Fiber
Most Ridiculous Feature: The convertible top blending into a Batmobile wing.
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Non Mi Piace!
The Ferrari Trike
What It Is: Suzuki Hayabusa Trike
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari F1 Car
Most Realistic Feature: F1-Style Wing
Most Ridiculous Feature: It has only three wheels
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Merda!
Way To Ruin A Rare Mazda Coupe
What It Is: Mazda 929 HB Coupe
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari 400i GT
Most Realistic Feature: Pininfarina blue paint job
Most Ridiculous Feature: Four-eye pop-up headlights
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Dalle Stelle alle Stalle!
This One's Actually Pretty Good
What It Is: Pontiac Fiero
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari 512 Testarossa
Most Realistic Feature: Outrageous $34,500 price tag
Most Ridiculous Feature: The "V6 tuned port fuel injected with an auto transmission"
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Cosi Cosi
Have High Aspirations
What It Is: Geo Metro
What It's Supposed To Be: A Dino 246 GT... we think
Most Realistic Feature: The Ferrari Side Vent
Most Ridiculous Feature: The NOS bottle in the window
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Dente Avvelenato!
It Worked On Miami Vice
What It Is: C3 Corvette
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari Daytona
Most Realistic Feature: Impressively realistic headlight assembly
Most Ridiculous Feature: Awful custom wheels
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Dio Ce Ne Scampi!
The Mustarrari?
What It Is: A Ford Mustang
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari 208 GTB
Most Realistic Feature: Quad-round taillights
Most Ridiculous Feature: The unevenly designed flying buttresses
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Uno che va in culo a sua madre!
At Least It's An Italian Forgery
What It Is: Pontiac Fiero
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari 308 GTB
Most Realistic Feature: NACA ducts are fairly realistic.
Most Ridiculous Feature: The strong, sharp lines of the 308's front traded for random curviness.
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Rossa!
The Chen-Zo
What It Is: Geely Beauty Leopard
What It's Supposed To Be: Ferrari Enzo
Most Realistic Feature: For a vehicle based on a Chinese car, the F1-style nose is surprisingly accurate.
Most Ridiculous Feature: The Enzo doors uniquely open up and forward, the Chen-Zo just sort of tilts.
Enzo Ferrari Anger Level: Testa Rossa!