These ten cars will strike fear into your soul if you see them in your rearview mirror.
Don’t piss off the Ram Rebel with its angry horseshoe mustache/sturgeon face. Just don’t
Our own Doug DeMuro sums up the angry-hourglass Lexus GX quite nicely:
“The Lexus GX460 is the ugliest car on sale today. There, I said it. I said it so you didn’t have to. You were thinking it, of course. But you were afraid to say it, largely because you were worried that an angry Lexus GX460 would come after you and use its enormous front grille to gnaw on your family.”
Suggested By: cstealth, Photo Credit: Lexus
The Viper is a damn angry car in normal trim, but in ACR trim it turns the angry to eleven. Just look at those wings and crazy aero bits!
Suggested By: I drive an Auto - Deal with it, Photo Credit: Dodge
This Toyota is yelling at you. Yelling at you to get out of the way because its on the way to the trails to do sick jumps.
Suggested By: BigNSlow EH, Photo Credit: Toyota
The angry-looking car design trend is very much a 21st Century phenomenon, but way back in 1955, Hungarians gave us the extremely angry Balaton microcar.
The only thing angry about it was the face, but man, what an angry face.
Suggested By: Vlan1, Photo Credit: Ford
Unlike our Hungarian friend the Balaton, the Sagaris has an appropriately angry face. This car looks like it will kill you, and it will probably kill you.
Suggested By: typhoon5000, Photo Credit: TVR
If you see one of these things pull up to you in a dark alleyway, there’s a very good chance you’ll be riding in the trunk.
Was Buick aiming for the organized crime market with their ‘59 cars? Probably.
Post-Countach Lamborghinis always look angry, but not more so than the Veneno. It’s as if the design brief was “I want a large trident with four wheels and a V12.”
If you see one of the three Venenos in your rearview mirror, get the hell out of the way.
Suggested By: TheStigSpanishCousin, Photo Credit: Lamborghini
In bare carbon, it looks like a steampunk Lotus 7 that the villain in a dystopic future movie would drive. Everything about this screams angry.
Suggested By: POD, Photo Credit: Donkervoort
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