The P-51 Mustang Would Be Ashamed Of This Offspring

(Image: Ford)
(Image: Ford)

Ford has decorated a Shelby GT350 as a tribute to legendary U.S. Air Force pilot Bob Hoover and his P-51 stunt plane “Ole Yeller.” It will be auctioned off for charity, which is wonderful. But why’d they have to go and make it look like a tuner car from 2001?

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With an enormous V8 putting down 526 horsepower and 429 lb-ft of torque through a six-speed manual, the car is undoubtedly a lot of fun to drive. Which just makes it that much more painful that it looks like a b-list Fast & Furious prop.

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“Ole Yeller,” the airplane, apparently still holds the coast-to-coast propeller-powered speed record with a 5 hour 20 minute flight from Florida to California according to Warbird Depot. Bob Hoover was at the controls for that flight and “over 1,000" air show performances all over North America over his impressive career.

Ford tells us Hoover is “widely considered the founding father of modern aerobatics,” having flown “Ole Yeller” for over two decades including doing duty as the “official pace and safety plane for the Reno National Championship Air Races Unlimited Class.”

Did anybody else know air races had “pace planes?” What a job.

The P51 is still rocking its green-on-yellow livery, and today is owned by a Mr. John Bagley who keeps it at the Legacy Flight Museum in Rexburg, Idaho. It’s indeed still operational and gets out for air shows.

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Here’s Hoover himself speaking at an Air Show in 2015, posted up next to the famous aircraft:

“Ole Yeller” the car also has a green-(and black)-on-yellow color scheme, plus an enormous wing and neons. Neons. Or probably LEDs, actually. The actual method of light generation is irrelevant; the aesthetic crime against good taste is egregious.

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The new Mustang bodystyle is very tidy looking in general. This wing and weird accents were just enough modification to throw that all off.

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Of course I feel a little guilty ragging on this machine, since it’s being auctioned off with proceeds benefitting the Young Eagles charity initiative that gives kids free flying lessons. But if we don’t lampoon ugly custom builds, they’ll only get worse. Just let big wings and under-lighting die already.

(The P51 Mustang is still allowed to wear whatever it wants.)

Jalopnik Staffer from 2013 to 2020, now Editor-In-Chief at Car Bibles

DISCUSSION

This is so tacky that it looks like it was the pet project of that arrogant-asshole of a boss that we have all had who thinks he knows everything, but in reality has never done, and has no concept of the basic fundamentals of the work he’s in charge of.