If only we hadn't traded our subscription to The Onion for a valu-pak of Top Ramen and six tubes of Sam's Best toothpaste, we would have spotted this brilliant GM-related Infographic sooner. Then again, we'd be starving, as well as suffering from a raging mouthful of gingivitis, which would have likely hindered our Jalopnik output somewhat. So there you go. [Thanks to Richard for the tip.]
GM Infographic [The Onion]
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