The Most Terrifying Stories of the First Time You Drove

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CountersteerYour true stories of good and bad things that happen in cars.

For the people here at Jalopnik—writers and readers alike—driving is, to put it simply, awesome. But it wasn’t always that way. We had to learn a hell of a lot to get there first. And last week, we asked y’all about those terrifying drives you had when you were just learning the skills you know now.

I don’t envy you, Jalopnik readers. You’ve had some experiences that would have put me right off driving for good. We’ve put together a list of some of the roughest, because who doesn’t love a good bit of schadenfreude?

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Wheel-Spinning Nissan (William Byrd)

Yep, that would have been it. I’d have tapped out. I never would have driven a car again.

You Spin Me Right Round (The Devil Drives a Mustang (Rotary Pending))

How you ever lived those stories down, I’ll never know.

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Welcome to America, Here’s Your Near-Death Experience (VadGTI)

ой!

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Meeting God (Umoja)

“God was none other than Red Forman calling me ‘Dumbass.’” Please, someone put that on a t-shirt.

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Dirty Little Secret (achosid)

I’m glad you both made it out of that one unscathed!

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Opportunity of a Lifetime (Rusty Starship)

This is still me every time I drive my mom’s Armada.

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Like A Chump (KillerBee)

My heart goes out to the breakfast that was never eaten.

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A Real Code Brown (My Cat’s Breath)

Step one of driving: remember where the brakes are.

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Learning the Hard Way (NegativeEd)

Bless you for not being a weenie (like me) and continuing on with your lesson.

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Put It In H! (Veblen Bad)

How in god’s name were you comfortable going off-roading the day after you got your license?

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Brake-less (Clay_T)

You handled that like a champ.

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Elizabeth Blackstock

Staff writer. Motorsport fanatic. Proud owner of a 2013 Mazda 2.