Surely this is the slowest, most absurd road accident of all time. A Hyundai hatchback is mysteriously parked alone in the middle of the road and somehow a Bobcat operator crashes into it.

I just can't begin to understand how this crash could happen. Why was the Hyundai parked in the road? How did the Bobcat operator not see it coming? Was the Bobcat even manned? If you have any idea how this crash happened, I implore you to leave your explanation below.