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The Lee Grace Dougherty ad Subaru would run if they had balls

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Three siblings from Florida, sought for a string of robberies, stole a Subaru Impreza and led police on a 20-mile car chase in Colorado at speeds of over 100 mph. The chase ended when cops put down a "stop stick."

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The stick blew the Subaru's tires, causing the car to go into a spin. It hit a guardrail and came to a stop, which is when Lee Grace Dougherty, a 29-year-old stripper, and her brothers Ryan Edward Dougherty, a registered sex offender, and Dylan Dougherty Stanley made a run for it. Lee Grace loaded her handgun and cops shot her in the leg. The brothers were captured a short time later.

Shots of the disabled Impreza were soon splashed across all corners of the media-sphere, which some might consider bad publicity for Subaru. We disagree. Our advice to Subaru? Get Lee Grace into the company's "Love" ad campaign. We've given them a head start. (Thanks to Kent for the tip.)

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Eh, I can see why there were no stripper pictures.

/nothatgreat