The Jalopnik Morning Shift
• Chrysler mails "incentives" that it swears aren't. [Freep]
• Michigan's Governor Granholm wants her alternative fuels panel to "think big" and "shoot the moon." What the hell does that mean — like big corn...in...Space! [Detroit News]
• Unauthorized ads excite Jalopnik's passion too. [Detroit News]
• But YouTube apparently does have its purposes. [Yahoo News]
• FoMoCo employees should disregard warning notices at their own peril. [Winding Road]