The Don't Mess With Texas Viper Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Race Cars

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I’m speechless. I have no words. This is the single greatest livery ever put on a race car, or any car for that matter. Better yet, on Riley Motorsports’ rowdy Dodge Viper GT3-R at the 24 Hours of Daytona. I mean, this is just the best thing to happen to cars. Ever. Look at it. LOOK AT IT.

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The extra-Texan Viper lineup also features the coolest thing Gas Monkey Garage has ever done (read: fund a sweet V10-powered race car), but I’m just going to sit here and lose my mind to its sister car because it’s draped with the flag of my people.

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Illustration for article titled The Dont Mess With Texas Viper Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Race Cars

I just

I can’t

holy crap

GAAAAHHHHHHH THAT’S SO COOL.

Illustration for article titled The Dont Mess With Texas Viper Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Race Cars

Don’t mess with Texas, indeed. That V10 will probably just shout over you in the loudest, most glorious way possible.

Photo credits: ViperExchange.com/Brian Cleary


Contact the author at stef.schrader@jalopnik.com.

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ballaban
Michael Ballaban

Texas sucks.

YEAH I SAID IT.

Also, Stef, I thought we already established that the greatest car ever was this one.

(go islanders)