The ads star a woman named Holly, who in one ad drives her badass old supercharged Mustang into a ditch, over some non-extreme assholes' station wagon, and into the Checkers drive-thru, where she gets some "High Performance Human Fuel" that magically gasses up her car.

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This, it almost goes without saying, takes place with electric guitars blaring in the background. Because of course it does.

There's a second one that involves a chicken race between Holly and a thuggish-looking guy in another car. It ends with him chickening out, rolling his car, and her stepping on his injured hand so she can steal... his spicy chicken sandwich.

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We did things differently back in the 90s, bro.

The third one features Holly going full Jeremy Clarkson so she can stretch her mouth wide enough to eat a double cheeseburger.

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I don't know when we, as a people, stopped being so EXTREEEEEEME. But I know we're all worse off for it.

Hat tip to Dan!