The Best Ways To Name A Car, Ranked

There's a bewildering variety of methods and systems and traditions when it comes to how carmakers name their cars. Luckily, I took some expired medication that lets me know which ways are the best. Even more lucky is that I'm now going to share this wisdom with you, because you know I love you best. Here we go.

There you go. Hope that helps.

BONUS FUN: Try making car names from a noun+animal! It's fun! Fiat Ironemu! Daewoo Firegoose! Maybach Thunderlamprey!