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The Bentley You Need For The Zombie Apocalypse Is Finally For Sale

All image credits: eBay
All image credits: eBay

You sleep with your sawed-off shotgun across your lap and your fingers wrapped loosely around the handle of your machete (because remember: blades don’t need reloading). You’re 200 days into the zombie apocalypse and you need a ride. What do you choose?

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I’m just kidding about the choosing part—choice is merely an illusion—because there’s only one answer to this question and it’s this battle-car Bentley Continental GT.

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Yes, online marketplaces like eBay and the whole money structure are a thing of the distant and rubble-filled past, but this is the only way you can get the battle Bentley.

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Once upon a time, when civilization still concerned itself for leisurely activities like television, it built the Bentley as a bespoke project for the National Geographic series Supercar Megabuild, according to the eBay listing. It’s had £25,000 ($32,424) worth of upgrades and is fully drivable on the road.

Once upon a time, the Bentley was silver. Now it’s khaki green, perfect for blending in with the wasted landscape that now scars the face of the planet. It has a 6.0-liter W12 with loads of torque—good for towing pieces of scrap and other supplies you come across back to your bunker.

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Four-wheel-drive is there to help you through roadways covered in gravel and blood. Air-conditioning to cool you off after you’ve run for you life from the undead. A keyless push-start button is handy for when you have a hoard of the hungry bastards pounding on the windows and you don’t have time to fumble in your pockets for the keys.

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It also has eight Quantum Racing adjustable shocks, two per corner for when the roads just aren’t an option anymore. A steel external roll-cage for extra stiffness. Bash plates for protecting the underbody: there’s no telling what you’ll be driving over. Spare wheel and gas cans mounted on the back for emergency situations, which is to say, will be all of them.

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Plus, automatic folding mirrors! So they won’t get knocked off if you park somewhere. These guys really thought of everything.

The current bid to beat right now is $19,843.67. Go! Go! Go!

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