Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos

Wedding season's quickly approaching and if you're riding in one of these ten limos to recite your vows, start a life of baby-manufacturing and welfare-collecting, well, you might be doing Jeff Foxworthy proud.

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10.) Ma and Pa wanted a lakefront wedding reception so cousin Jed hooked them up.

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9.) There's enough room to fit all twenty-six and a half hound dogs in this Suburban beast.

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8.) This particular example brings Luigi Colani to mind. The handiwork is impeccable.

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7.) This motorcycle limo is perfect for your brother/second-cousin/uncle looking to have his Kodiac chaw and not worry about having to spit into his favorite Nascar commemorative collectible cup. Dale would approve.

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6.) Thanks to this lifted show of brute force, we're actually starting to wish we were rednecks.

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5.) The perfect limo for when both Bo and Luke need to simultaneously marry that ultra hot cousin of theirs.

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4.) Ever take that Astro-limo off any sweet jumps?

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3.) Not only can you use this Dodge Ram limo to get to your reception; you can also use it for its dual-use honeymoon hotel right there in the truck bed.

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2.) Monte Carlo, Nascar-liveried stretch limo... Need we say more?

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1.) The ingenuity involved in building this stretched abomination truly impresses us. Is that a U-Haul truck front end?

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scroggzilla
MechaScroggzilla

You know, it's a pity the phrase "redneck" has been bastardized into an epithet for unsophisticated white trash. It had a noble start....at the Battle of Blair Mountain in 1921 ([en.wikipedia.org]).