Taylor Swift, The Mario Andretti Of Singing, Will Be On An IndyCar

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Taylor Swift, America’s greatest living treasure, will be adorning the side of Tony Kanaan’s IndyCar this weekend at the Grand Prix of Detroit. This is the best news ever.

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TK, the toughest man in IndyCar, will have Taylor Swift, the delightful nymph who beckons people to visit New York with music that delights your ears, on his sidepods to promote her 1989 World Tour.

This is the best news ever. I’m not even being sarcastic, I’m a huge Taylor Swift fan and a huge IndyCar fan. My world’s are colliding! I might need to go to this race. Think Taylor likes slightly out of shape website editors who are in long-term relationships? Because that’s me!

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Contact the author at travis@jalopnik.com.

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Travis, I’m real happy for you and I’mma let you finish and all, but Beyoncé is the greatest living American treasure of all time. ALL TIME!