Sealab 2020 -- 'Birthday Song'

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

It’s the 12th anniversary of Jalopnik’s 1st birthday! We’re 12! That means next year we get to have a sweet-ass Bar/Bat Mitzvah, and my cousin’s brother’s landlord’s ichthyologist’s boyfriend’s dad’s horse’s vet’s Sly and the Family Stone/Spice Girls mashup cover band can play!


Anyway, thanks for putting up with us for a dozen years. Here’s to a dozenteen more! 

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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)