The troupe of happy-go-lucky gadabouts who make up Ryanair's ground crew exercised their rights as human beings by drawing a giant snowdick on the powdery tarmac of the runway. Philistines soon complained about the glorious snow-penis, but Ryanair, to their credit, handled Snowdickgate like a champ.
Here's the statement Ryanair issued regarding the alleged drawing of vast snow-junk on the runway at the Dublin airport:
'While our ground crew excel at industry leading 25 minute turnarounds, art isn't their forte, as they've clearly forgotten to draw wings on their snow airplane'.
So, anonymous Ryanair PR person: mighty fine work. It's a relief to not get another hollow, knee-jerk statement that you're very concerned and take the incident very seriously and are looking into it because, for fuck's sake, it's just a dick drawn in the snow. It's about time companies treated giant drawings of dicks with the gravity they deserve, which is, of course, almost none.
The photo up there is from a January 30 and now-deleted tweet from Brendan Keary:
Also, if that actually is a wingless airplane, is it a teaser to future Ryanair planes with massive testicles at the rear?