The Australians are convinced Holden's sending the Zeta RWD platform, which formerly underpinned the Pontiac G8, back to the U.S. as a Chevy sedan. If this is true, we're thinking an El Camino-badged Ute is a no brainer. [Drive]
Obama: Hey, Gilly.
Gillard: Gilly? Mr. Obama I really believe that—
Obama: Yeah yeah, whatever. Listen Gilly I'm gonna need a favor from you.
Gillard: What kind of favor?
Obama: Gonna need you to convince them koala bangers at holden to throw us a bone and send something stateside, shit's hitting the fan harder than Lindsey Lohan hits the pipe.
Gillard: I'm sorry? I don't understand what you want me to—
Obama: DAMN WOMAN JUST SEND ME SOME OF THEM CARS OVER HERE!
Gillard: Mr. Obama! I am insulted! What gives you the righ—
Obama: Listen sister, my country "liberated" kuwait. We "liberated" Afghanistan, you shrimp on the barbie bastards don't want me to "liberate" the shit out of Australia. Because I promise I'll call it "South South Jersey" and you don't want snookie polluting your beaches.
Gilly: I'll see what I can do.
Obama: Awesome! Hey whatever happened to Paul Hogan? Hello? Gilly? *under his breath* oh she did not just hang up on me. BIDEN GET IN HERE!
Biden: I can count to potato!