REPORT: Catholic Church To Buy Chrysler, Rename "Christler"

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New Zealand TV station NZV8 reports Chrysler has been bought by the Catholic Church. They'll take control of the automaker on April 10, hoping to resurrect in just four days. The new company's name? Christler.

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