Rednecks + Toilets + Airbags = Toothless Fun

You know what rednecks hate more than dental hygiene and pluralism? Fancy porcelain toilets. And airbags. And the Dodge Dynasty. Really, anything that smacks of your modern sybaritic life.

"You broke my window!"

[via @AsianMartin]


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