Kids these days have no respect for supercars. Especially in Portland, where the bicycle and the Prius reign as king and queen.

The Lamborghini Murciélago is one of the prettiest supercars of the modern era, designed by Peruvian-born Belgian Luc Donckerwolke.

Now, I’m not sure if its carbon/steel/aluminum bodywork can take the weight of a flying asshole and his bike without sustaining any damage, but I’m confident that if it was my Lambo, I would strike down upon him with great vengeance and furious anger.

I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle. You don’t do it. It’s just against the rules.

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KOIN reports that the car belongs to a regular customer of Jake’s and is currently locked up in a garage awaiting repair estimates while the rider, Josh Navarro is facing a police investigation.

Save the Murcielagos everybody, they are nice cars. Crash and flame happy, sure, but still one of the all time greats.

Hat tip to Eric!

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