I'm tellin' you, man. Between this, the glued-in water hose that comes undone on the Mezger engines, and my 944's tendency to spill coolant all the time, I'm ready for Porsche to go back to air cooling.

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I'm. I'm done. No more coolant. Coolant bad.

This is a huge bummer, considering that Supercup nutter Kuba Giermaziak is on the team for the weekend. He's used to running a 911 with a damaged rump. Hopefully the car's not done.

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This car has five drivers for the full 24 hours. That's five dudes who have had their evening ruined by Satan's preferred Porsche cooling method.

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Luckily, driver Michael Avenatti had the sense to pull into a service road, safely out of oncoming traffic.

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Now the team is working on piecing the car back together as we speak. Go, Team Coffee Rocket, go!

[H/T @BaronVonClutch for the screenshot!)