F.A. Porsche's presence at the Porsche family holiday dinner may be a little awkward now that he's leveraged his good name to sell a set of knives. F.A is the grandson of the auto manufacturer's founder and works as an industrial designer. These not-beautiful knives are his work. Kitchen utensil reviews aren't really my cup of tea, but what's with the handle on these things? All steel is just asking for the loss of a toe. And losing any appendages around the feet would be bad news bears around the Porsche household. [Lee Valley Tools]