Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

This is a good way to just let this upcoming week know who the fuck they’re dealing with here. Go into your still-quiet office, garage, mine, field, or wherever, crank this up, and lock eyes with everyone as you remind them you’re an Andalusian dog.


A debaser. Have a great week.

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)

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