Petula Clark Beats On The Groovy New Fury

You can just imagine the ad-agency guys brainstorming on how to get the new generation of young car buyers to dig the '68 Fury. Get Petula Clark! Get a strangely earthtoned psychedelic set! Stick some fake sideburns and mustaches on some actors pretending to be acid-droppin' freak musicians! Then, of course, make everyone play the car! Petula's obvious English accent kinda takes away from the desired effect, since of course it triggers Americans' subliminal fear of the Prince of Darkness; they'd have been better off with Grace Slick, huge pupils and all.


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