Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

This morning, Jalopnik deputy editor Michael Ballaban’s very first words to his colleagues were: “hey so apparently I’m out of toothpaste...gonna grab some of that and then I’ll be on...gotta be minty fresh.”

So here we have OutKast’s 2001 hit “So Fresh, So Clean” to act as a tutorial for our esteemed Ballaban so that he may know the proper way to truly be minty fresh.