Ore Boat To Showboat

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Do you know what’s hard as a rock? Raw iron ore. That’s just a fact. It’s also a fact that we, a giant car company own ships named after somebody named after our company. You know. We can make steel, glass, cheap plastic, batteries and even spark plugs, and when we put that all together, you end up looking at a car named after a ship named after our company. This enables us to set and maintain unsurpassed quality standards.

Call us at 0800-RMS-TITANIC and get yourself a Lincoln Continental. Made of steel. A ship building material.

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kenvcooper
Rusty_Jaguar

They really made a 4-door car with no B-pillar?