​Note To Self: Don't Let Bear In Car

What happens when a bear gets trapped inside a Honda? This. And no amount of expletives could possibly describe the damage done to this poor little Civic.

According to a post from Smokeys Car Detailing in Old Forge, NY, a bear opened the door, climbed in, and then got trapped. The carnage doled out by Yogi is more than enough to justify setting it on fire and rolling it into an aqueduct, but it can't possibly compare to what it smells like.


To quote the esteemed J. Torchinsky:

I'm sure when those airbags popped the bear emitted a pencil-girthed column of urine that cut through the dash like a laser.


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