What a find! Squirreled away in the corner of a parking lot across the street from the Oriental Pearl Tower, we found this motley, rusty, horizontally-opposed cadre of Longteng motorcycles. Note that we know very little about them, other than they're council-block grey, rusty and have sidecars attached. We want to steal one and tour Monaco with Rachael Leigh Cook in the sidecar, swigging champagne straight out the bottle and smoking Davidoffs while singing Klaus Nomi tunes.

Uralamino! [Internal]