You there! Are you a man who likes Rams, but not vans? Then you should consider buying the Ram ProMaster van, and then you'll become a man who is both for the ProMaster Ram Van and a master man. Perhaps that will change your mind.
It took all of us a while to come up with that one. We're quite proud of it.
Anyway, more news out of the Chicago Auto Show today as Chrysler unveiled their combatant in the commercial van wars against the Ford Transit, Nissan NV and Mercedes-Benz Sprinter.
The ProMaster started life as the Fiat Ducato van in Europe, but significant changes have been made to handle the stresses of modern life in America. Two engines are available: the now-ubiquitous Pentastar 3.6-liter V6 good for 280 horsepower and 260 lb-ft of torque, and a 3.0-liter diesel inline four-cylinder producing 174 hp and 295 lb-ft.
Unlike the Ram Vans of yore, this one is front-wheel-drive with unibody construction. But Chrysler says there are some 13 configurations available with varying wheelbases and roof heights. And it's got plenty of utility: the ProMaster has a payload capacity of up to 5,145 pounds, and a gross combined weight rating of 11,500 pounds with the V6. That's 12,500 pounds with the diesel four.
There is currently no date when you yourself can become Pro-Van Ram ProMaster Van Man, but it'll probably be soon.
DISCUSSION
Lord, I was born a Ram Van man
Tryin' to change perceptions and doin' the best I can
And when it's time for haulin'
I hope you'll understand
That I was born a Ram Van man
My father was a marketer in Michigan
He wound up on the wrong end of Marchionne
And I was born in a back room up in Auburn Hills
Hatin' those across highway one fifty-three
Lord, I was born a Ram Van man
Tryin' to change perceptions and doin' the best I can
And when it's time for haulin'
I hope you'll understand
That I was born a Ram Van man
I'm on my way to Los Angeles this mornin'
Ram can only afford the Hilton Doubletree
And no I don't mind not staying near the auto show
There's thrifty fun out in Commerce City
Lord, I was born a Ram Van man
Tryin' to change perceptions and doin' the best I can
And when it's time for haulin'
I hope you'll understand
That I was born a Ram Van man
Lord, I was born a Ram Van man
Lord, I was born a Ram Van man
Lord, I was born a Ram Van man
(via For Sweden http://jalopnik.com/5963977/non+van-ram-man-may-buy-ram-van-become-ram-van-man?post=54683079 )