Because you demanded more — and more importantly, because I felt like doing it again — here are some even stranger automotive stock photos for us to ponder deeply.
“Do I propose to Eunice here, or the Iso Grifo? Decisions...”
“And that’s where we’ll dump Bill’s body.”
“You guys think President de Gaulle will like his new limousine?”
“Nice airplane!”
“You too!”
Dragoning: It’s not just for gentlemen anymore.
“My God, it matches my shoulder-sweater and everything.”
“Say, why don’t you ladies put those books away and I’ll show you something else?”
“Is it another book?”
“Yes. It’s another book.”
Her: “Has anyone ever told you you look like James Bond when you stand next to your Lotus?”
Him: “Who?”
“Look how many Fiats we have to give.”
“Yeah, right. Nobody needs a ride that badly.”
“Now, for final quality checks... oh, this one’s headed to America? Fuck it.”
“Gentlemen, with this 1965 Opel Experimental GT, I believe we can put an end to the threat of global communism forever.”
“But comrade... we are all committed communists!”
“...Even better, actually.”
“DAMMIT GINA WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST TIME”
“But which one is the most Toyota Celica?”
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