Because you demanded more — and more importantly, because I felt like doing it again — here are some even stranger automotive stock photos for us to ponder deeply.
“Do I propose to Eunice here, or the Iso Grifo? Decisions...”
“And that’s where we’ll dump Bill’s body.”
“You guys think President de Gaulle will like his new limousine?”
Dragoning: It’s not just for gentlemen anymore.
“My God, it matches my shoulder-sweater and everything.”
“Say, why don’t you ladies put those books away and I’ll show you something else?”
“Is it another book?”
“Yes. It’s another book.”
Her: “Has anyone ever told you you look like James Bond when you stand next to your Lotus?”
“Look how many Fiats we have to give.”
“Yeah, right. Nobody needs a ride that badly.”
“Now, for final quality checks... oh, this one’s headed to America? Fuck it.”
“Gentlemen, with this 1965 Opel Experimental GT, I believe we can put an end to the threat of global communism forever.”
“But comrade... we are all committed communists!”
“...Even better, actually.”
“DAMMIT GINA WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST TIME”
“But which one is the most Toyota Celica?”
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