Nissan Juke-R is the Godzilla-powered "Super" Juke

The GT-R-powered Nissan Juke we first, exclusively, told you about last month now has a name: the Nissan Juke-R. Oh, we'd Juke-R. We'd Juke-R so good Carlos Tavares would chase us down with a shotgun and make us marry her.


In case you haven't figured it out yet, we're talking about the bug-eyed and Mantis-snouted Versa-based crossover with a twin-turbo Nissan GT-R 3.8-liter V6 implanted in its belly. With 480-hp available at the blip of the throttle, a run to 60 mph should take less than four seconds. IN A CROSSOVER!

As you can see from this video there's a lot of custom work going into the Juke (the only place for them to fit the GT-R's six-speed transaxle is below the trunk-floor).

Sadly, this monster is a one-off project not intended for production, but it is street legal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but someone needs to invent a racing series for insane crossovers so they have to homologate this sexy bitch.


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I don't see what's wrong.

Same goes when looking at a woman who's had acid thrown at her face.

Yeah her face is all melty lookin' but hey. It's under the bonnet that counts.

She still has a perfect set of holes to be poked and breasteses to be fondled.

And I for one will not stand for women with melty faces but perfectly good bodies never get their diddle diddled.

Just like this car.