Hey everybody, here’s something that will ensure you never look at a car the same way ever again. It shows how Audi creates the new 2016 RS3 — by violently, hotly and wetly birthing it from the back of a quivering R8 in a sequence that would make Paul Verhoeven blush.

Don’t believe me? Watch the video and get ready to feel uncomfortable:

Wasn’t that great? I’m gonna go stand over there now and pretend this never happened.

Audi is a German maker of luxury automobiles.

Hat tip to Motor Authority!

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