It being Election Day, and all, when our sister site, Wonkette says "Listen," we say, "How, uh, well?" At the risk of blasting the Gawker servers into next week, we suggest checking out the latest exit poll numbers she's posted. Its a newsflash of national proportion. No matter which side you're on, this one's a biggie, folks.
[Looks like the servers are bogging like a Geo Metro in a Mississippi muddin' contest. Keep trying.]